Celebrities Riding in Elevators

Jamie Lee Curtis is as Nice as her Table

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Jamie Lee Curtis is as Nice as her Table (And the General Tso’s Chicken was the Best Lance Ever Had.) Lance and I have one of those stories they write about in the great novels, movies and beautiful love songs like “Guilty” by Barbara Streisand and Barry Gibb. Nice how I side-stepped the obvious “Nickelback” [...]

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Did you just say “meow”? No Officer, I said: “Scoreboard”.

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Everything in the following story you are about to read is totally true. No really. Even I cannot make this kind of shit up. ok ok, all except the edible undies, because lets face it, if anyone had any of those, they would have thrown them on stage to Prince. Well my fearless readers, I [...]

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Celebrities riding in Jaguars: Princess Diana Edition

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I was almost able to ignore the Royal Wedding festivities. I didn’t stay up late or go to a party, I didn’t follow any of the last few weeks of hub-bub. But today? Well,  there just is no escaping the television coverage, HEDHS- they sent Anderson Cooper to London rather than Alabama. At least President [...]

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