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Sonya Says

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“Sonya Says”.  Its like “Simon Says” only with karaoke and interpretive dance. Way more difficult and if you forget to say “Sonya Says” (god help you) your gonna get stuck singing “Yellow Submarine” or “if  I Had A Million Dollars” while we all do our interpretive dances around you. See, in our family, you can [...]

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ZsaZsa, Rhianna and Alice Cooper convince me the Rapture is real.

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I have a habit of sending out emails entitled “Sign of the Apocalypse No. 666: “Blah diggity Blah blah, something smarmy and purportedly smart to make you smile or smirk depending on your level of hipsterdom, Blah.” Last summer I sent one of my “Sign of the Apocalypse” emails around to all the people at [...]

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The Ultimate Punk- love to loathe ya baby.

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The reaction to the news that Ashton Kutcher will be replacing head Winning Warlock  Charlie Sheen on 2.5 Men got me thinking. See here is the thing; I don’t really get why people hate Kutcher. Yea, he’s annoying on Twitter, and Dude where’s my Car might be reason enough for Kutcher to be subjected to [...]

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HOLY MOTHRA OF ALL THAT IS SUNNY. IF THIS ISN’T A SIGN….

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Breaking Mothra Faulking news @LAJuice. I have just returned from my evening jog. It was a gorgeous night, balmy 70 degrees with a orange sunset and a light breeze and I could have run forever if I wasn’t afraid of “the kill zone” (another story, ‘nother time). I was in heaven until I approached my [...]

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Stalling Tactics 101: Royal Wedding Edition.

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I have not yet picked a winner for the Name the Book Club contest, so I give you: GNASHER TATS Yes they are real and they are fabulous. Wee Willy Winky’s tooth tats cost him a cool £1,000 sterling and 6 hours of his life he likely won’t realize he can never get back. Insert [...]

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The Other “F” Word.

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Kobe Bryant is a bitch. First, for forcing me to ever have to write about him; (B) for his self serving contempt for humanity; and (iii) And for being a felon. Allegedly. Not only did he have the vile, narcissistic insensitivity to use the other “F” word as a homophobic slur directed at an NBA [...]

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Dayman. I figure you deserve to have this in your heads too.

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It won’t stop, time to share the pain joy. So I’m posting a couple videos. If you don’t watch Always Sunny in Philadelphia” I feel sorry for you. its brilliant. In this episode, Charlie realizes the dream of his Rock Opera “The Nightman Cometh” being performed live, and this song is the crux and antithesis [...]

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Ina Garten Still Silent on Refusal to Help Sick Child, while Chefs Symon and MacMillan Step Up

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I love it when the blogo-sphere pulls together and makes Awesome happen. Even the fact that people were abuzz about the Barefoot C-ntessa’s terrible treatment of a sick child makes me happy.  Thanks to the blogger world, and despite the fact that networks and newspapers are still not picking up the story,  someone has heard [...]

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Ina Garten puts the “C-U-N” in “B-I-T-C-H”.

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I wasn’t going to post today, but this one just got to me.  I figure the more bloggers out there reporting this story the more shame will be heaped on this monster and her network. TMZ and D-listed are both reporting this story, which is where I found it. Potty Mouth Alert:  If you haven’t [...]

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St. Patty Day Hai- Limericks!

But of course. How could we not kick off this day with a round of Irish Poetry?  The Kittens who haiku won’t mind, this only happens once a year! Please, grab your Guinness, get inspired and send me your best Irish rhyme. HAPPY ST. PADDY’S DAY LIMERICK Tiny Kitteh drinks Guinness, for real This St. [...]

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