Shaken Not Stirred: EQ Thursdays

EQ Thursday: Is it Prep or Porn?

UPDATED WITH ANSWERS IN RED! Look, all ya’ll. Earthquake prep/education can be fun- funny and as Sister Cher is my witness from the crest of Mt. Rodeo in her sermon to the Pismo Beach Disaster Relief Committee:  “Daddy, people lost everything . Don’t you think that means sporting equipment too?” What I am trying to [...]

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EQ Thursdays: Valentine’s Day Extravaganza!

No not really. See, I had this awesome post about all the awesome pink self defense items that are NOT GUNS, that you could buy for your sweetie for Valentine’s Day, but three posts in one week about weaponry is just way beyond my tolerance threshold, not very romantic, and mostly I think we just [...]

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Earthquake Prep (Thursdays): The New Phonebooks are Here!!!

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The moment I have been relentlessly teasing you about has finally come. The day I have been waiting for longer than Keanu waited for that ice cream cone to melt in his meme has arrived. Longer than science waited for confirmation that the dinosaur extinction was caused by asteroid. FINALLY, the proof of my book, [...]

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EQ Thursday: Super Bowl Edition.

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Really Juice? First, its Friday. Second – and I hate to be the one to tell you this- despite the ‘Niners being from San Francisco, one of the most seismically active places in the US, the Super Bowl isn’t played there this year. Thanks Paul. Nothing like getting useless Super Bowl trivia from a dead [...]

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EQ Thursdays at the Dollar Store-Best For You, I Promise.

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In my continuing effort to keep my new years resolution help you get your earthquake preparedness kits together, I have decided you need three things to get you inspired:effortless fun, frugality and field trips. Oh yes, Chicas and Chicos, I am going to show you how easy it is to build your earthquake preparedness kit [...]

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EQ Thursdays are Back, With 99 44/100% More Sass.

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I bet you didn’t even think it was possible (it is), “but” I am bringing EQ Thursdays back with Ivory Soap Pure Sass, like Timberlake on Jessica Biel’s Ass. (No, I don’t care how cheesy you think that rhyme may be, I am en fuego: all SASS and Jazz Hands. Visualize it, Sweetcheeks. I’ll wait). [...]

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Build your Eq Kit, One Piece at a Time.

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The time has come Chicas and Chicos to put your earthquake kit together. After months of watching me bedazzle every damn thing, and uncover all your dirty little under the bed secrets with the precision of Mistress Cleo, begging pleading and cajoling you to put your kit together with a thoroughness that would give a [...]

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Car Kits for Earthquake Preparedness

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Thanks for indulging my earthquake obsession today! We will resume regular ridiculous broadcasting on Monday, I had a dream I desperately need you all to help me interpret…. So I saved this week’s EQ post for Saturday, because I need to update my earthquake car kit now that I am going to be commuting 60 [...]

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Earthquake Thursdays- Sendai: A year later.

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This was a post I wanted to put up last week when I was on death’s door. I think the facts are still fascinating, instructive, heartbreaking and relevant so I’m sticking with it. As the anniversary of the Japan Quake/Tsunami came round, I wanted to find out where things stood a year later. I think [...]

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The Sendai Quake and Tsunami: One Year Ago. A Lesson in Stylish Disaster Response. UPDATED

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Update!  I’ve learned that all the problems with the site today and yesterday are not entirely my fault. It turns out my webhost just cannot control its servers or (allegedly) its bowel movements. Still, I am sorry for any hassle you have getting to the site today.  And I doubly thank you for visiting. Cats, [...]

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