Geebus Juice

Wha’d I miss?

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Geebus cats and pajamas, Talk to me!  How did you use your time while anxiously waiting for the return of LA Juice? Did you ever get your order of “greek” beads and assuming so, did you spend your time using them to “worry” and/or to lure ancient mariners to their doom? Did you finish writing [...]

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The World’s Most Boring Hack

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So, if you have an RSS feed to LA Juice, then you probably wondered WTF was going on with me today. While it would normally be a solid guess that one of my other personalities took control of my body, its nothing so glamorous and soap opera-y. I got hacked. Right? I mean – why? [...]

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Silly Rabbit, Revisionist Trix History is Faulking my Head Up

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I am very strongly predisposed to prefer animals to the Sapian species. I always challenge people to tell me one thing humans do to better this planet or help another species, or just support an ecosystem, which is NOT something we do because we caused the problem in the first place.  No one can ever [...]

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Staggering Sunshine of the Spotted Genius: “Vicious Circle, Jerk.” Edition

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Cats and Pajamas I hope your holiday weekend was – uh- dry? Its not that I actually trust the Weather Channel (I mean so much snow all the time everywhere else, 9 months of the year? Come on, who would live in that shit?) but it looked soggy and humid for most all ya’ll this [...]

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Tap that “Market” Brookstone, Get up get off, indeed.

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I know this looks kind of juicy, but FIRST an apology.  Just because I was feeling a little sensitive about some of the “flack” I received for blogging about the Blogher conference last week, I immediately and without even thinking, assumed that a lovely website: www.organicmania.com – whose blogstress, Lynn, had linked to my post- [...]

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Wearing Out your Welcome: Charlie Waffles Stylee

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So they are killing Charlie Waffles off on the new season of Two and a Half Men. Come original, indeed. Or maybe it will be. I mean, there are so many ways you can go with this. Personally I would like to see them recreating the 2, (yes, two) cliffside Mercedes launches Sheen actually survived [...]

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Blogher ’11: Its Not You, its Not Me, but I will Shank the First Mommy Who Blames a Man.

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Ok, let’s just get this out of the way. I don’t want to write this, I can’t imagine why anyone would read this, but if I just pretend it didn’t happen, I might make the same mistake in the future. Or worse, you might make my mistake when I could have warned you.  This is [...]

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Insomnia? I was way off.

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Geebus cats and pajamas. I don’t know where to begin. I am in the throes of a week long fight with insomnia and bitch clotheslined me last night. I cannot think of a worse night to be awake at 3:30 AM than Sunday/Monday in the middle of summer. GEEBUS, television is bad on Sunday/Monday. And [...]

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Kittens who Haiku: Hef, Winehouse, Rat Bites and The Prairie

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Oh Dear. See the line? Yea, its probably a dot today… What can I say, uh, its the Kittens, I’m just the messenger? Heroine is a Helluva Drug Haiku They tried to make me Go to rehab, but I said Oh NOES Juice!  Too soon!  Laura Ingals Wilder Haiku You just don’t know how hard [...]

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Jealous much? Kneel before my “presents”.

I don’t have time to properly post today, but faulk knockers if this isn’t totally Blog worthy, as well as  a useful reminder in the future. If When you are wondering what to get your girl Juice for her birthday- you can check implement of violence off your list (ninja stars, pepper spray, roller blades).  [...]

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