Haiku Kittens

Haiku Kittens: Clooney, Prince Ginge and Xenu

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No, we probably can’t ever  top last week’s Amy Winehouse tribute, but we  must bravely move forward. For you see, there will always be celebrity gossip and the kittens who haiku about it.   The Frisky Prince Ginge The Ginger Prince Harry Cant keep his frisky mits off Foxy Filly Pippa Xenu Built my Hot [...]

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Kittens who Haiku: Hef, Winehouse, Rat Bites and The Prairie

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Oh Dear. See the line? Yea, its probably a dot today… What can I say, uh, its the Kittens, I’m just the messenger? Heroine is a Helluva Drug Haiku They tried to make me Go to rehab, but I said Oh NOES Juice!  Too soon!  Laura Ingals Wilder Haiku You just don’t know how hard [...]

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Bring Your Sex Hat- We’re Going Streaking in the Quad

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Oh Rev. Back it up on 13- why are you the most hilarious person/blogger/writer I know? Seriously. NOOO SERIALLY! no, really. In a comment on Saturday’s Blog, the RBIUO13  introduced to me the idea of Sex Hats.  And you all know how I love the hats. I love balloon hats, Snoop-a-loop’s green hat and Kentucky [...]

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Kittens Who Haiku and The Spammers Who Love Them

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Today we pay tribute to some of the awesome spam sent to LA Juice, as only we can: via Kitten Haiku.   You may not realize this (or really care) but for every real comment I get at this site, I get a shitton of crazy spam comments. I love reading them. Sadly, you never get [...]

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Haiku Kittens

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No! You didn’t think that I’d forget Haiku Kittens, did you, sillyheads? Here we go!   Butterflies Weep Haiku   Google Search Haiku   Wit Whither Wilt      

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Haiku Kittens

Haiku Kittens: barefoot contessa, Bronx Zoo Snake, haircuts, Bloggess

Its Wednesday, you all know what that means.  Most of this week’s Haikus were inspired by the Kittehs in the photos. Except one.  Today we start out with a ssssssssspecial guest:       Slithery Haiku. Wish for Enzo Haiku. Praise for Hilarious Blog Haiku. Haircuts for All Haiku. Pathetic Begging for You Haiku. All [...]

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Kittens Haiku

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          Let’s start with an apology for not posting this week: All week long I have been waking up with the most disturbing group of songs in my head. I can’t make sense of it, I can only hope to contain it in Haiku.       This one is courtesy [...]

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St. Patty Day Hai- Limericks!

But of course. How could we not kick off this day with a round of Irish Poetry?  The Kittens who haiku won’t mind, this only happens once a year! Please, grab your Guinness, get inspired and send me your best Irish rhyme. HAPPY ST. PADDY’S DAY LIMERICK Tiny Kitteh drinks Guinness, for real This St. [...]

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Kitten Haikus

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What more can you ask for, really? Photos courtesy of icanhascheeseburger                            

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