EQ Thursday: Is it Prep or Porn?

by Juice on February 28, 2013

UPDATED WITH ANSWERS IN RED! Look, all ya’ll. Earthquake prep/education can be fun- funny and as Sister Cher is my witness from the crest of Mt. Rodeo in her sermon to the Pismo Beach Disaster Relief Committee:  “Daddy, people lost everything . Don’t you think that means sporting equipment too?”

What I am trying to say is that I am going to do my damnedest to make this fun, even if it takes plying you with the appropriate libations and lubrication.  Yes yes,  I will almost always approve of a cocktail while prepping, so bottoms up, Chic-as. After all, if you don’t prepare for the inevitable “Big One”, you’ll end up “Bottom’s Up” whether you like it or not.

And that gives me an idea for a future post- create earthquake preparation drinking game, like the Hoarders Bingo Game my Mom and I created last month. could be worse, I could go back to writing my world famous kitten haikus, and make them about earthquake prep.

QUIZTIME

Try to guess whether the following phrases, euphemisms, website names, movie or book titles are Earthquake/Disaster Preparation related or if they are just good old fashioned porn.

The Triangle of Life Needs a Brazilian

The Triangle of Life Needs a Brazilian

Is it Porn or Prep:

“Ready to Ride it out?” Prep

“Ready for the Big One?” Prep

“Triangle of Life” Prep

“Putting down roots “ Prep

 ”Nitropak.com” Prep

“butchersblock.com” Prep

Which of these movie titles are porn and which are disaster movies?

After the Shock

Earthquake

 Earthquake Booty - Porn

Borderline  - Porn

  The night the world exploded

Vertical Limit

Cyxork 7

Krakatoa

Gray lady down

Super Eruption

Ripple - Porn

Cracked ice - Porn

Ice twisters

Fire down below  - BOTH!

I don't think you know what "Adult Entertainment" means, sir.

I don’t think you know what “Adult Entertainment” means, sir.

Which of these books are porn, erotic “romance” novels, doomsday prepper books or both:

Suggestive Firecrotch Man is Suggestive

Suggestive Firecrotch Man is Suggestive

Finding Mercy – Prepper Erotica (I shart you not)

Point of Retreat

The Princess and the Prepper  Prepper Erotica

City of Bones

Falling for Water  Prepper Erotica

Beautiful Disaster  Prepper Erotica

Rock Me

 

Which of these are EQ preparation advice or OSHA requirements for Porn Sets:

Install flexible gas lines and automatic gas shutoff valves.

Apply safety film to windows and glass doors.

Tack down glassware, heirlooms and figurines with putty.

 All are EQ Preparation Advice!

Finally, Finish this Sentence:

Preparing for                                      needn’t be expensive if you think ahead and                    small quantities of                                   at a time.

 This one is up to you! Except no one finished the sentence. Sigh. 60 people read this blog post, but not one of you wanted to play. I have no idea how to change that.

Answers this weekend, Shake it work!

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Vesta Vayne March 1, 2013 at 9:15 AM

Oh Juice, you really are the best.

KRAKATOA!
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Juice March 1, 2013 at 8:29 PM

NO, you are! Because now- all day long- I am going to run around saying “Krakatoa? I hardly know her!” in my head. Then I will probably giggle to myself.

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