UPDATED WITH ANSWERS IN RED! Look, all ya’ll. Earthquake prep/education can be fun- funny and as Sister Cher is my witness from the crest of Mt. Rodeo in her sermon to the Pismo Beach Disaster Relief Committee: “Daddy, people lost everything . Don’t you think that means sporting equipment too?”
What I am trying to say is that I am going to do my damnedest to make this fun, even if it takes plying you with the appropriate libations and lubrication. Yes yes, I will almost always approve of a cocktail while prepping, so bottoms up, Chic-as. After all, if you don’t prepare for the inevitable “Big One”, you’ll end up “Bottom’s Up” whether you like it or not.
And that gives me an idea for a future post- create earthquake preparation drinking game, like the Hoarders Bingo Game my Mom and I created last month. could be worse, I could go back to writing my world famous kitten haikus, and make them about earthquake prep.
QUIZTIME
Try to guess whether the following phrases, euphemisms, website names, movie or book titles are Earthquake/Disaster Preparation related or if they are just good old fashioned porn.
The Triangle of Life Needs a Brazilian
Is it Porn or Prep:
“Ready to Ride it out?” Prep
“Ready for the Big One?” Prep
“Triangle of Life” Prep
“Putting down roots “ Prep
”Nitropak.com” Prep
“butchersblock.com” Prep
Which of these movie titles are porn and which are disaster movies?
After the Shock
Earthquake
Earthquake Booty - Porn
Borderline - Porn
The night the world exploded
Vertical Limit
Cyxork 7
Krakatoa
Gray lady down
Super Eruption
Ripple - Porn
Cracked ice - Porn
Ice twisters
Fire down below - BOTH!
I don’t think you know what “Adult Entertainment” means, sir.
Which of these books are porn, erotic “romance” novels, doomsday prepper books or both:
Suggestive Firecrotch Man is Suggestive
Finding Mercy – Prepper Erotica (I shart you not)
Point of Retreat
The Princess and the Prepper Prepper Erotica
City of Bones
Falling for Water Prepper Erotica
Beautiful Disaster Prepper Erotica
Rock Me
Which of these are EQ preparation advice or OSHA requirements for Porn Sets:
Install flexible gas lines and automatic gas shutoff valves.
Apply safety film to windows and glass doors.
Tack down glassware, heirlooms and figurines with putty.
All are EQ Preparation Advice!
Finally, Finish this Sentence:
Preparing for needn’t be expensive if you think ahead and small quantities of at a time.
This one is up to you! Except no one finished the sentence. Sigh. 60 people read this blog post, but not one of you wanted to play. I have no idea how to change that.
Answers this weekend, Shake it work!
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Oh Juice, you really are the best.
KRAKATOA!
Vesta Vayne ‘s most recent masterpiece..It’s like a jousting tournament for your armpit.
NO, you are! Because now- all day long- I am going to run around saying “Krakatoa? I hardly know her!” in my head. Then I will probably giggle to myself.