Fresh Squeezed LA

LA is brilliant and glamorous, superficial and breathtaking, gritty, insane, loud, absurd, depraved and glorious. Sensory overload occurs just driving to work. Trapped in wall to wall traffic moving slower than butter in molasses, watching with far too much satisfaction as that shiny silver 55 SLK convertible impotently changes lanes over and over failing to gain a single car length of road. Then just as you find yourself beginning to fantasize about someone sideswiping that arrogant over-entitled turd, you glance down a side street. Its lined with 50 foot King Palms and you feel like you’ve fallen into a Movie Montage rabbit hole, and you no longer care about frowny-faced bob or his SLK.

Here at LA Juice, I am thrilled to be able to share with you the things I find amazing about Los Angeles (and her environs) along with the truly bizarre and absurd. Something strange is always afoot here in LA and every picture tells a story. Look here for Fresh Squeezed Los Angeles on a regular basis.

 

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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_zombieSafehouseDown.jpg]West LA Zombie Safehouse in Disarray. Spring 2011
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_zombiesafehousesuperzoom.JPG]Zombie Safehouse Sign, Righted. Spring 2011 Pre-Rapture. West Los Angeles
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_HumpbackoffSantaRosa.jpg]Gorgeous Humpback off coast of Santa Rosa Island
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_ChicknCarloveslife.jpg]Chicken Car of LA a/k/a Rooster Car. Palisaides Sighting.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_ChickenCarShankya.jpg]Chicken Car will Shank You.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_EasterBunnyridestonight.jpg]Easter Bunny Rides off into the Sunset. Ventura, CA
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_Saturday@Osh.jpg]Argyle Papaw wants to ride the White Tiger. West LA OSH
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_WhiteTigerseesYou.JPG]White Tiger Sees You. Saturday Morning @ OSH. West LA
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_Pink Knuckles.jpg]Ron Rehiel Special: Pink Knuckles
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_UhHoney.jpg]Cabazon T-RexStalks Juice and Lance. Cabazon, CA.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_urban guerilla kniting-sm.jpg]Urban Guerilla Knitwear. Santa Monica, CA
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_Youlookingatme.jpg]You looking at me? Monterrey Aquarium
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_Dune@PtMugu.jpg]Dune @ Pt. Mugu
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_PCHsandune.jpg]PCH Sand Dune @ Point Mugu, CA.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/LA Snapped/thumbs/thumbs_MesswiththeBull-Billy Dee Williams Knows.JPG]Billy Dee Williams in Velvet. West Hollywood, CA
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The Weho Halloween Carnavale 2011: a Seksi Spooktacular, a Fantastic Fright Night of carnavale and carnage, whores and horrors, masochists and mayhem, glitter and ghouls, alliteration and ass-cheeks. All in glorious, ghastly photos and practically everything is NSFW.

West Hollywood Carnavale 2011

The Weho Halloween Carnavale, a Seksi Spooktacular, a Fantastic Fright Night of carnavale and carnage, whores and horrors, masochists and mayhem, glitter and ghouls, alliteration and ass-cheeks. All in glorious, ghastly photos and practically everything is NSFW.

[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Carnavale2011.jpg]Parade with Butterfly Wings
The West Hollywood Halloween Carnavale 2011. 2011 (c) LA Juice. All rights reserved.
[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_MissHollyween2011.jpg]What do you wear with your Leather Catwoman mask?
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Wholovesyou-Charlie Waffles.jpg]You Seksi Beast. The Camera Loves you.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_MyFavoriteCostumes.jpg]Birkin Bag and Chanel Quilted Clutch in halloween colors- To die for.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Coroner.jpg]Happiest Papparazzi-Coroner I ever met.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_CruiseDominates.jpg]Just wear lifts next time S&M Gladiator
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_ConradMurrayTestifies.jpg]Testify to this, Dr. Murray
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_sadElephant.jpg]Why so Blue?
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Everyyear-aCow.jpg]Mooo-cha Libre
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Extrathumb!.jpg]The Green Fishnet Shirt really ties the whole look together
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_ScaredDiva.jpg]Diva looks scared.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_IMG_5136.jpg]Knot in the Buff
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Nevergoanywherewithoutyourtapitio.jpg]Never leave the house without Tapitio
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Rogaineplz.jpg]That Angel is just compensating
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Annualjelly.jpg]Its not a parade until Blue Jelly makes an appearance.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_TwoTiredTinaTurners.jpg]say it 10x fast: Two Tired Tina Turner Trannies Turn Tricks
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Seskishanker.jpg]Winner: Most elaborate costumes
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_AllintheEyes.jpg]Bitch wanted to Shank me, I could see it in her special eyes.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Noonewouldposewith him.jpg]No one would pose with El Immigrato
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_WhoWouldWin.jpg]Just another sword fight in WeHo.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_barneygetsallthepussy.jpg]Barney gets all the poon.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_kettlebellsarenotscary.jpg]Spooky Kettlebell Exercises Evil.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_whyevenbother with the mask.jpg]Because the Gimp Mask really pulled this costume together.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_orangeyouglad.jpg]Orange you glad you didn't fall?
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Liononthe Strip.jpg]Lion on the Strip.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_zombie.jpg]The only Zombie really selling it.
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[img src=http://www.la-juice.com/wp-content/flagallery/Halloween/thumbs/thumbs_Blackoutwithbutterlywings.jpg]Blackout with Butterfly Wings. Sleep tight Starsky.
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