Kittens who Haiku: Hef, Winehouse, Rat Bites and The Prairie

by Juice on July 27, 2011

Kittehs who Haiku: The Hef, Winehouse, Little House on the Prairie, Rat Bites

Oh Dear.

See the line?

Yea, its probably a dot today…

What can I say, uh,

its the Kittens, I’m just the messenger?

Heroine is a Helluva Drug Haiku

They tried to make me

Go to rehab, but I said

Oh NOES Juice!  Too soon!

 Laura Ingals Wilder Haiku

Hard on the Prairie Cat

You just don’t know how

hard it is to make it on

the prairie, Lance Thicke.

Playboy Haiku

Seksitime with Hef

Dumb whore’s mouth open, 2 sec.

Too long. Scared for life

Rat Bite Fever Haiku

Does your pet rat bit?

OW! it bit my face, I say

Is nawt mai pet rat.

 

Su July 27, 2011 at 12:40 PM

You don’t know how much I needed this today.
(or… maybe you did!)
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Juice July 28, 2011 at 10:15 AM

Anything you Need, Miss Su- you get!

jacqui July 27, 2011 at 12:54 PM

I’m impressed with the kittens’ ability to haiku. Now I have to go and think about this.
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Juice July 28, 2011 at 10:14 AM

I understand. but it is hard to make it on the Prairie. Lance doesn’t know.

Marianna Annadanna July 28, 2011 at 4:48 AM

Holy. These pics are priceless. Frightening, but priceless.

Juice July 28, 2011 at 10:14 AM

Beehive cat says “thank you very much” (in her best Elvis voice).

Rev. Back It On Up 13 July 28, 2011 at 3:46 PM

There is no such thing as “too soon”. It needed to be said. By cats. You are doing important work.

Juice July 29, 2011 at 10:34 AM

Almost as important as DJ Kascade, no?

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