As you know, my faith in humankind is mortally wounded, mostly dead. Someone is constantly shoveling dirt into the grave as my faith cries “I feel better, I think I’ll go for a walk now”. If I were a celebrity, I would be Brigitte Bardot and hide at my no kill animal shelter, saving animals from all sorts of cruelty and avoiding people until the day I died.
Lance, however, has a polar opposite opinion of our species. No matter what horrors and idiocy he experiences at the hand of his fellow man, he steadfastly refuses to believe human beings are the scourge of this planet, the worst, most wantonly destructive, loathsome, willfully ignorant, smelly, asshole species to over populate the earth.
Its ok, I have enough disdain for humans for the both of us.
Only by the grace of Lance and my wonderful Niece and Nephew, does my faith in humankind resist suffocation.
And so I give you this, from buzzfeed. 30 of the happiest facts of all time. This is Number 28, Window washers at a children’s hospital who dress up like superheros to wash the windows. Swoon, faulking “oon”.
I love this so much I want and need 100 more happy facts.
Enjoy your weekend, and maybe try not to be such an asshole.
I’m kidding- the 50 of you who read this blog are likely NOT the kinds of people I detest. But you can still enjoy these. They made my heart melt.
Apparently there are more at Reddit…yae!