Shoot the Duck

by Juice on February 24, 2013

Cher Shoots the Duck - Roller skating

My last post may have been one of the most ridiculous trips down memory lane I have ever taken, ever.  And sure it’s a story I should have taken to my grave, but the 5 of you who read this blog probably aren’t flitting  all over the internets a-twitter telling people about my role as a teenaged whore on cable access Local Detroit Television. Even if you are, its not drawing any one new to the site. In other words, my secret is still safe with me.

But my research (copious youtube and google image searches for Tootie, roller skates, etc…) brought a wealth of the sublime and absurd, in the form of Celebrities on Roller Skates.  Man, there is something about the 1970′s that both terrifies and dazzles me.  I mean that in the 70′s people were so incredibly stupid naive  promiscuous carefree and drugged up fun,  but they also gave us satin short shorts,  platform shoes and avocado colored appliances. And so it is with Glorious, Terrified Awe I give you this gallery of  photos taken from the interweb.  Celebrities on roller skates.

Ease the Seat Back, Boys.

Ease the Seat Back, Boys.

Kim Fields, Master Blaster

Kim Fields, Master Blaster

In the future, everyone will roller skate for 15 minutes.

In the future, everyone will roller skate for 15 minutes.

hugh hefner roller skating 1970s

The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is roller skating.

 

Kevin Bacon gets down with his bad roller self.

Everybody cut, everybody cut….

OJ Simpson's roller skates don't fit either

If the Skate Doesn’t Fit, …

Don't speak. I know what you're sayin'.

Don’t speak. I know what you’re sayin’.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, with Bonus Swayze.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia, with Bonus Swayze.

But where's Xanadu, Juice? Xandau, is a state of being, chitlins.

But where’s Xanadu, Juice? Xandau, is a state of being, chitlins.

Years before Cop Rock would ever dream of dazzling us.

Years before Cop Rock would ever dream of dazzling us.

Cameltoe? Camel-flaged, my funky brother.

Cameltoe? Camel-flaged, my funky brother.

Signed, Sealed, and Skating, I'm Yours.

Signed, Sealed, and Skating, I’m Yours.

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DogsOnDrugs.com February 24, 2013 at 2:01 PM

Chips Goes Roller Disco might be the best thing ever.
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Juice February 24, 2013 at 7:12 PM

somewhere netflix has to have this available, and if not, they are missing some golden opportunity shit right there…

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