My last post may have been one of the most ridiculous trips down memory lane I have ever taken, ever. And sure it’s a story I should have taken to my grave, but the 5 of you who read this blog probably aren’t flitting all over the internets a-twitter telling people about my role as a teenaged whore on
cable access Local Detroit Television. Even if you are, its not drawing any one new to the site. In other words, my secret is still safe with me.
But my research (copious youtube and google image searches for Tootie, roller skates, etc…) brought a wealth of the sublime and absurd, in the form of Celebrities on Roller Skates. Man, there is something about the 1970′s that both terrifies and dazzles me. I mean that in the 70′s people were so incredibly
stupid naive promiscuous carefree and drugged up fun, but they also gave us satin short shorts, platform shoes and avocado colored appliances. And so it is with Glorious, Terrified Awe I give you this gallery of photos taken from the interweb. Celebrities on roller skates.